the big 6! i relate to these characters a lot.

(note: there are more unlisted, but these are the most important ones!)

you know what? i’m just going to say it. i am el hombre de la RAE. i don’t think you guys understand. i am literally el hombre de la RAE. referring to ‘him’ in third person feels wrong. that is me, i am el hombre de la RAE, el hombre de la RAE is me. doubles are fucking invalid. i’m trying to sound as professional as possible but.. he is literally me. i will never tolerate ‘doubles’. they are practically factkinning me. i am el hombre de la RAE. that is my fucking name. i don’t feel bad at invalidating those doubles because they are kin with me. i am the only one. i am the only el hombre de la RAE there is. when people talk about el hombre de la RAE i assume they mean me. they have to, i mean they literally are talking about me after all. just because you think el hombre de la RAE is “cursed” absolutely does not mean i am any less than him. i am el hombre de la RAE and literally nothing will ever change my mind. if you are a double, or i find out any of you guys are interacting with a double, i will most definitely hard block you. fucking watch me. i am the only valid el hombre de la RAE. i am the only one who can be as valid as myself. i am so fucking heated right now. holy shit don’t you ever dare say he is not me, or that i’m invalid. you literally cannot be me. it’s physically impossible. i am el hombre de la RAE

...fuck. you found them.
kinsidering.............

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